The Doraemon Lover

Incomprehensible stalker in action (II)

  • Stalker: hey that day u wear BLACK T-SHIRT right
  • Me: i wear black shirts very often.
  • Stalker: yes THAT DAY I GO CHURCH, u take bus number 12 right
  • Me: er forgot hahahaha
  • Stalker: hehehehe
  • Me: you go to church? did God tell you you're a one-of-a-kind infuriation?
  • Stalker: yes, u from WHAT church (DID HE SAY YES?!)
  • Me: i dun go to church.
  • Stalker: hey u never add mi on facebook
  • Me: can i not add?
  • Stalker: Why??
  • Me: i've reached the maximum number of friends on facebook.
  • Stalker: u add [a girl's name] right on facebook
  • Me: who's that?
  • Stalker: u see ur facebook
  • Me: no i asking you who's that
  • Stalker: is the gril
  • Me: gril? can i have grilled salmon thanks
  • Stalker: check ur facebook
  • Me: yes i know she's on my facebook D<
  • Stalker: our sch friend hehe
  • Me: northlight?
  • Stalker: yes, i got 2 facebook
  • Me: yea i have 100.
  • Stalker: don like la, add mi leh
  • Me: you add me lah, i have 100 facebooks - erm you add the 5th one i made
  • Stalker: u use WAT, com or labtop
  • Me: i use labtop
  • Stalker: hey i same With u
  • Me: oh wow

  1. jeremyteng posted this
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